But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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