so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i think i have herpe
just one?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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