guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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