capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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