who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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