I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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