awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
don't judge my taste in strippers
he just fucked me for my cheese.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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