whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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