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Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
It's rum buckets o'clock
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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