Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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