just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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