My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
You need a sexual gate keeper
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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