There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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