Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
barbara walters just said penis...
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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