do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Dignity is for republicans.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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