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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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