Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
