At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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