Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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