oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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