where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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