You made me cry and you don't even care
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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