Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
did you just send me my own nude
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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