I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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