actually, I'm a sock model
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize