I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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