I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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