Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
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