if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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