I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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