Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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