she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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