The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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