Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Say something about gay babies.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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