And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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