i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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