i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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