I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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