Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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