it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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