The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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