Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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