lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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