He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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