I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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