we're blogging at a bar
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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