therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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