I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
