you guys were way drunker than both of me
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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