i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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