soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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