uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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