Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize