I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Still dying that you shit outside
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
